The "Astro Commander" walkie-talkie
(Also known as the "Space Commander")

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It would be too bad if the HA-70c walkie talkies never worked again, so let's fix them.

The idea was to replace the four electrolytic capacitors, then go after the transistors, which is exactly what was done.
But first I eyeballed the circuit boards, and I found something weird on the first one I opened.
WHAT THE DICKENS?! What happened to this resistor? It figures, this is the unit with no warranty card, or I would return it to Lafayette!

The other side of the circuit board has an amazing amount of solder on it.
The manufacturing process was probably all done by hand, and very quickly.

The broken resistor, four capacitors and a transistor were replaced. This unit now works as well as it ever did.

In the second unit there was a wire that wasn't soldered to the volume control. It was just sitting on it.
The catalog stated, "Completely Wired With Volume Control". Wouldn't that imply "Completely Soldered"?

Some of the old capacitors are only rated at six volts! Time marches on - the new ones are rated at 50 volts,
but are the same size. On the right, a 30 MFD cap tests at 728 picofarads. That's .000728 MFD. It is deceased.

Soldering the green wire onto the volume control and replacing the capacitors brought the second unit back to life.
Not only do the two HA70C's talk to each other, they are (unsurprisingly) compatible with the HA70d version.

I entertained the idea of replacing every resistor, capacitor and transistor in one of the HA-70C walkie-talkies. Considering how cheaply they were made I'd have the finest one on Earth, but what good would it do me? Who would I talk to?


Lafayette Walkie Talkie
I found this picture of the box on the web. I wasn't able to contact the website owner, and now I can't even find the site.
What the heck is the astronaut holding in in hand??

Space Commander
There is only one walkie-talkie that resembles the shape in all the Lafayette catalogs I've searched; the HA-132. However, the HA-132 wasn't called a "Space Commander," and it appeared side-by-side with the actual Space Commander in many catalogs, as shown above.

In this catalog page from 1968 it's called "Space Commander" instead of "Astro Commander."

Interestingly, the Space Commander (or Astro Commander) was the only Lafayette walkie-talkie that had this degree of artwork on the box. Since the box never appeared in the catalogs it was probably meant to appeal to kids who were with their parents in the Lafayette store.

Astro Commander
In the 1970 catalog, the walkie-talkie was called "Astro Commander" again. What is interesting is that the top drawing captured two members of the group "Devo" when they were youngsters. The middle drawing shows it being used to teach a deer to do headstands and other cool tricks. None of the people in the drawings are in outer space or engaged in activities pertaining to spaceflight, so they must be talking to someone who is.


Now it's time for me to go into orbit around the moon in a Gemini space capsule and talk on my Astro Commander. If you don't hear back from me, that pesky heat shield failed on the way home.

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